so this morning i got a missed phone call from a blocked number.... what could it have been about?
My Friend: dood i don't even picked up blocked calls
fuck that
if you want to reach me be sure that i know its you reaching
haha
none of that blcoked id shit
i aint no hooker
you dun need to hide from me
Sent at 11:06 AM on Thursday
me: dood
no
what if its like
and invitation to the secret fraternity of assasins!!!!!!
why would they let u know their number?!?!?!?
pfs
My Friend: why would they call you?!
that shit would have been delivered on a hawk
me: apparently they recognize the SKILLZ
My Friend: or an eagle
somethign majestic!
i mean fuck
even a ninja star to your computer monitor, when you sit in the middle of the floor
i mean something badass!
wtf is a fucking phone call from a secret clan of assassin!
haha aint that secret now are you!
me: IT WAS A BLOCKED CALL
obviously i dun know who it is
so its pretty damn secret if you ask me
My Friend: its a phone call!
me: what if it was MORPHEUS
and i was THE ONE
huh?
My Friend: what kind of assassin uses hte fucking phone!?
me: what i'm the one
and i dun even know it
My Friend: first of all!
he never used the phone
me: u friendz with THE ONE foo
u should be gracious
My Friend: he used the computer and trinity to get to neo!
ahah second of all, have you seen morpheus use the phone, all of twice
and one time he got jacked!
me: but he used it
to talk to neo
for the first time
My Friend: the phone is no bueno!
me: all i'm saying is
i never NOT pick up my phone
cuz i could be the next assassin
My Friend: ahaha i always not pick up my phone
why? cause im already an assassin!
you hsould kno
assassin don't communicate via phone yo
me: pfs
please
u ain't shit
My Friend: they do so with fucking bird calls and sticks and shit
ahaha i bet you anything
im more of a killer then you are!
i once cut a doods dick off and proceeded to beat him to death with it, then as a calling card, i left it in his mouf
what
now
yo
Sent at 11:15 AM on Thursday
me: i think
if it really came down to it
i woudl be invited into the assasin frat before u
but don't trip yo
i would make a strong case for u to come in
as my sidekick
My Friend: ahaha bitch pls
if you counted how many times ive broke your neck
its no competition
but its cool
you can get into the "assassin" school
im already in ninja frat
you guys are like our sister frat
its cool though
breeding grounds for sidekicks are always welcome
Sent at 11:30 AM on Thursday
me: i would be a waaaay better assasin
man
u know what
they need to make an assasin MMO
i would fucking play that
and we'll see
who the better assasin is
ur in a world that's much like modern worl
and u take
assasin contracts
to assasinate someone else
in the world
damn
Sent at 11:32 AM on Thursday
My Friend: ahahah
2 comments:
If it was a secret assassin society contacting you - they'd make SURE you picked up. It'd be like Chuck, he shows up to his computer and bam! Video messages play instantly. It'd be like that with your phone. You don't have to pick up, the phone will just instantly connect 'cause they're assassins.
but if you're a secret assasin society you'd want someone who picked up their phone no matter what... and then i failed... hence i'm just a mild mannered engineer now having missed my chance at awesomeness...
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