CJ NO GO

to the most worthless player on my fantasy team and stupidly enough my first round draft pick (why?  i have no idea)



i hate you Chris Johnson..... you now join the vast other players on my Fantasy Shitlist

1. Shonne Green - Ground and Pound my ass!!!!!
2. Antonio Gates - i got an ankle injury... no wait now i got a shoulder injury... oh wait... my back!
3. Percy Harvin - oh no... i just joined the NFL and i got migraines.... i can't play... i'm out.... j/k i scored 30 points while u benched me cuz i told you i got migranes.... oh wait u played me this week?  yeah i'm out..... my head hurts.....
4. Joe Flacco - i AM elite... i AM..... lies!
5. Rashad Mendenhall - consistently 2 points every week..... WEAK
6. Vicante Shianco - brett favre really likes me.... oh wait.... no he doesn't...
7. Jermichael Finley - i have the best qb in the league throwing to me.... TD all day every day.... **drop** **drop** **drop**  hey how come he don't throw to me anymore?
8. Pierre Thomas - never draft a rb on a team with a qb trying to shatter the passing yardage record
9. Darren McFadden - drafted before started juicing.... vowed never to draft him ever again and in the years to come goes ape-shit for 25/30 point games..... but only lasts for 9 games a season.... 

In case any of you are wondering what it is.... these players (some are actually doing good and great this year) but i have owned each and every one of these players during my fantasy career and whenever i had them they did absolutely NOTHING for me.... and i vowed never to own them ever again...