slow your roll bro....

so i have now joined a gym to help get myself back into shape... what with my erratic schedule and the either too-hot or too-cold excuse that i keep serving myself with to prevent myself from going out for a run i've decided it's time to cut the excuses out and try and do a regular schedule at the gym






after being a long time since i've been a gym member i forgot some of the things that i would observe while at the gym.....  well last night the wait was over.... i was reminded that at the gym.... there's always that one dood staring at himself in the mirror and is obviously TOO yoked



yeah.... it was pretty much..... THAT crazy......except it was a pale asian guy who was wearing a tank-top that i would claim is sexually-oriented questionable and of course... he was only like 5'3" so obviously over-compensating for something....

and i stood there and thought to myself..... fucking-A.... what the fuck size of clothes do you wear?!?!?!  i can't think of ANYTHING that would fit this individual.... T-shirts?!?!?  everything must be ripped.... need to buy extra large then there's no point in looking fit cuz eveyrthing is baggy.... hell.... what kind of Suit do you wear either?!?!?!


at what point do people even find this shit attractive?!??!!?  and at the same time i think to myself.... what if u got an itch on your buff-ass back that u can't reach???   all this raw-ultimate power and you are reduced to a silly little sissy trying to reach for an itch you can't reach cuz u bulked up too much....


now i just made myself laugh