in order to appreciate this post you need to know who Hanz Zimmer is... he's the composer of gladiator and makes the most AWESOME battle theme songs... listen to this as ur reading the post:
me: dood
i'm listening to the gladiator battle theme right now
i wan tto run down the airsles with a sword in my hand
and rain hell
Johnny: ahahahah
hell ya
thats how you roll
Sent at 5:53 PM on Wednesday
me: hahaha.... woudl it be wrong to use a hanz zimmer battle cry theme
as my song for when i'm walking down the aisle on my wedding day?
Johnny: hahah
no
hanz zimmer can be inserted in any situation
sex
me: HAHAHA
Johnny: zimmerize it
me: HAHAHHHAHAHAHHA
Johnny: walking
me: oh god
oh god
Johnny: zimmerize it
me: we need a chappelle show dood
i swear
Johnny: fucking taking a shit
me: that's what we need
not a movie
Johnny: zimmerize it
me: a chappelle show
with nothing but skits
Johnny: ahahah
me: "zimmerize it"
Johnny: haha hell ya
me: battle cry as ur taking a shit
OH GOD
hahahhaha
fucking funny
Johnny: hahahaha
me: CRY HAVOC!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Johnny: hahaha
bruhsing your teeth, taking notes, spitting in slo mo
me: taking a midterm....
zimmerize it
Johnny: zimmerize it
it can be done for everything known to man
me: u can hella zimmerize a test dood
Johnny: hell ya
me: but yeah.... zimmerize sex
that would be hella funny
hahaha
Johnny: ahahah hell ya!
me: taht would be a fucking funny ass skit for our show
Johnny: ahahah hell ya!
me: i'm listening to the gladiator theme right now
and i'm inserting it to ever single situation
i can think of
Johnny: hahaha
like i said man, its possible for everything
PATENT PENDING PATENT PENDING PATENT PENDING.... if i watch tv one day and i see a skit about zimmerizing something... we are so sueing ur ass....
what would YOU want to zimmerize?!?!
me: haha
this is blog worthy
Sent at 6:02 PM on Wednesday
Johnny: ahahah
you sure act quick man
Sent at 6:04 PM on Wednesday
me: yeah well i gotta jet
haha
day is done
and i got practice
Johnny: hahah
werd
me: laterz yo
Johnny: peACe
hey
when you dance
zimmerize it
that is all
me: HAHAHA
that is our new phrase
zimmerize it
next time i see
u
Johnny: ahaha
me: i'm playing hanz zimmer in the car
and we blast that shit
Johnny: hahah hell ya!
me: as we're in traffic
Johnny: ahaha shit thats how we rool
me: all the cars in front of us will natrually get out of the way,
why?
cuz we just zimmerized it
Johnny: ahahah
hell ya
PATENT PENDING PATENT PENDING PATENT PENDING.... if i watch tv one day and i see a skit about zimmerizing something... we are so sueing ur ass....
what would YOU want to zimmerize?!?!
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